25 Reasons Real Estate Agents Might Drive You Crazy — But Life Is Too Good to Hide

This article might make you annoyed
It might make you want to stop talking to agents
But it cannot be denied that… in the “irritation” I speak of
There are only “advantages” that make life too good to hide
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1. I hate having to meet new people every day
   Because it lets me know people from all levels
   From a university student to a hundred‑million‑baht businessman
   Those daily connections are the real expensive asset
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2. I hate having to wake up late every day
   Because clients like setting contracts around 10‑11 a.m.
   No need to fight traffic to come and sign
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3. I hate waiting to sign contracts in fancy cafés
   Baristas know the regular order
   Even though I’m just sitting and waiting for a witness to sign
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4. I hate when the owner invites me to view a seaside hotel he wants me to sell
   Feels like a vacation not work at all
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5. I hate having to sit and talk with millionaires
   Because somewhere between the talk
   They invite me to a restaurant you need a month’s reservation for
   And tell free investment ideas
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6. I hate having to take calls while getting a spa massage
   But still close the deal smoothly while the masseuse presses my back
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7. I hate having to hand the house key to the client
   Because each house is so beautiful I’d rather move in myself
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8. I hate having to walk clients through penthouses
   How many jobs let you experience this without owning it?
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9. I hate when the client says they’re ready to transfer
   So I have to cancel the travel schedule to do the contract
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10. I hate when a house sells too fast
    Because I haven’t even had time to take photos to post on social media
    And it’s already sold
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11. I hate that people think I’m just “lucky”
    That I got into this job without investing — catching tigers bare‑handed
    When in fact I just have full skills
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12. I hate that I have to wake up and check my phone
    Because the first message of the day is a deposit transfer
    Not an overdue bill
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13. I hate having to ride the client’s super car to view a house
    Having a rich person drive you is actually pretty great
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14. I hate having to go to provincial sites
    Because the landowner booked a luxury hotel
    With a breakfast buffet
    Even though a mat and a tent in the forest would have been enough
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15. I hate that some deals take only 15 minutes of negotiation
    And the money I get is more than some people make in a year
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16. I hate when clients like to drink to celebrate after signing
    Usually I like a canned beer
    But clients like to invite me for wine
    Tastes bad to my tongue, can’t handle it
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17. I hate that people think I do nothing but “pose” all day
    Because I have to create nice graphics for marketing
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18. I hate when clients say “take this one”
    Because that means the commission is coming at the beginning of the month
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19. I hate that whenever I plan to stay in bed all day
    Somebody cash‑buys a house and I have to get up and open it for them
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20. I hate that I have to dress up well all the time
    Because my wardrobe has nothing but tailored suits, brand‑name shoes, real leather bags
    Sometimes I forget where the old T‑shirt and jeans are
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21. I hate that I have to look credible
    Because I must speak fluently, smile just right
    Give advice with confidence
    The side effect is
    When I sit casually and drink an 20‑baht iced coffee by the roadside
    People still think I’m “scouting the market”
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22. I hate that I have to show success every month
    Because my phone only has photos of closing deals
    Signing contracts, showing stacks of money
    Standing doing a silly face in front of the land‑department entrance
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23. I hate that I have to visit new project sites
    Because each place has only good vibes, pretty decoration, nice smell
    And a set of snacks to take home every time
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24. I hate when I take a photo with a client
    Because it ends up looking like I’ve succeeded in life
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25. I hate when the auntie next door asks “What is your job?”
    Because I don’t know how to answer humbly
    So I say I dance for a living, move offices every day
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